how to summon pigeon satan:
- draw pentagram
- sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram
FOOLISH MORTAL DO YOU REALLY THINK… IS THAT BREAD
(via conversationparade)
ukku:
His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti
(Source: shaving23spiders)
This is my Memorial Day post.
(Source: livingarevolution, via conversationparade)
SERIOUSLY THOUGH GUYS LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE HAUNTED PAINTING I FOUND
THE WONDERFUL THING ABOUT TIGGERS IS TIGGERS WILL FUCK UP YOUR MORNING JOG
(Source: royalelectric, via ruinedchildhood)